To the Kids of Baltimore…From Santa
“It was with heartfelt sadness that we came to the decision to bypass Baltimore this year because after much forethought Mrs.Claus and I decided that it was just too dangerous for Santa and his reindeer to venture into some Baltimore neighborhoods at night as we also read the news up here at the North Pole and are aware of all the violence there. Besides, with so many houses in Baltimore falling down, it would be just too dangerous to try and land our sled on the roofs or what’s left of them on top of the houses. We are planning on building a larger sled that will accommodate a couple of armed security guards so that we may feel more comfortable going into areas like North and Pennsylvania Avenues. Your presents will arrive by Amazon in the next day or so”
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